dick diary gems
comedic(k) 🤣 genius i can't bear to just delete -
Courtesy of, DICK DIARIES and self delusion🤣💗
"She's real fat, and real funny'
-Literally no one, but facts are facts.🤣
heres the hooker math:
rego for 6 months: $440 = 3x 1 hour bargains
rent + food $450 = 3x 1 hr bargains
there is no such thing as too much cock. i will fight you on that!
And yes, i literally measure out things i need to pay for in dick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well good morning you spunky dunking donuts, its Thick Thighs Thursday and Super Vi
had to tend to a scheduled dickmergency healing 3:40 am for a VIPenis ... but fortunately, it was an easy case and it was only 20 minutes of amazVIngness before there was a VERY happy ending, and the patient was off to work a load lighter. 🤣
So there you go, 1 rescue by 4am...- sometimes hero's do not wear capes!
-but they DO wear protection, so thats good, isin't it.🤣🤣😊
not one single titty tip (ASIDE FROM MR STARFISH💗) from me posting up this picture of my naked massive hooters??!!.
it can stay up another day, but if no tips then ill remove it. You arent making this easy.
YOU explain that one to the ATO. 🤣🤣🤣
Um Hi , sorry but no one liked my tits enough to shout them a coffee. sorry about that.
haha.