dick diary gems
comedic(k) 🤣 genius i can't bear to just delete -
Courtesy of, DICK DIARIES and self delusion🤣💗
"She's real fat, and real funny'
-Literally no one, but facts are facts.🤣
heres the hooker math:
rego for 6 months: $440 = 3x 1 hour bargains
rent + food $450 = 3x 1 hr bargains
there is no such thing as too much cock. i will fight you on that!
And yes, i literally measure out things i need to pay for in dick.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well good morning you spunky dunking donuts, its Thick Thighs Thursday and Super Vi
had to tend to a scheduled dickmergency healing 3:40 am for a VIPenis ... but fortunately, it was an easy case and it was only 20 minutes of amazVIngness before there was a VERY happy ending, and the patient was off to work a load lighter. 🤣
So there you go, 1 rescue by 4am...- sometimes hero's do not wear capes!
-but they DO wear protection, so thats good, isin't it.🤣🤣😊
not one single titty tip (ASIDE FROM MR STARFISH💗) from me posting up this picture of my naked massive hooters??!!.
it can stay up another day, but if no tips then ill remove it. You arent making this easy.
YOU explain that one to the ATO. 🤣🤣🤣
Um Hi , sorry but no one liked my tits enough to shout them a coffee. sorry about that.
haha.
I'm just a girl... infront of a boy (y) asking if i can touch you alot
(ok, well, that sounds alot creepier when its said like that🤣🤣)
But actually, in front of a computer screen, asking you to read my dick diaries...
One of my fortnightly regs visited me for a couple hours of hilarity.... I was on my BEST un-bossy behaviour cos hes had a crappy week....with varying ebbs and flows of success 🤣🤣 but hey, two hours is a long time!!
Oh but hang on there WAS a point! the point is that, these dick diaries are the best part of the morning.
But often feels like calling out into a big black dark hole on planet Zolton- (think no response just your own voice echoing back to you- same place all the fucks we used to have to give about things went to retire to🤣) (RIP)
I was soooo greedy yesterday, i stole THREE orgasms for MYSELF 🤣 from 2 delicious clients, who were most excellent about that.
Chivalry is not yet dead, my friends. There are some VERY obliging knight worthy lads out there, more than happy to raise their.... sword.... and help a lass out.🤣🤣🤣🤣
All cock aside,creating a safe and fun space for someone to leave the world behind for an hour to be pleasured and relax, is what i DO. So let me do it 🥰