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oneyyyyyyyyyssss!! ITS TITTYFUCKIN FRIYAY!!!! ARE WE EXCITED>>!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! manifesting amazingness today!!  Who wants to come and share some time this weekend? My cock quota is waayyyyy down... and my tactile-ness HATES that...  I remember once i met a girl called Rachel Wotton... an amazing person and sex worker who has done some fantastic things for people with disabilities. She was actually in a documentary called Scarlett Road (if you look that up on you tube... S

Hump day is heeerrreeeee!! But you are not! where are you all??? Can we make a start to the bills week please? I'm starting to get a bit (... im not sure what the word for Wednesday is what you have only seen one cock all week! starkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Sunday 2nd Nov 2025 EMERGENCY UPDATE 7:36AM! GUYS!!!! I JUST GOT AN ORDER FOR  25 OF MY HANDMADE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍HAPPY DANCING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM!!! (im in the middle of making 1,000 of them as an art challenge to sell- and that will then  fund a narcolepsy supporter card range designed by me) my cards are $5 each or 6 for $20 (plus post)💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 Morning morning! up and attem! rise and shine with you hard woods to bring to me my loves, Im very inspired to

Still to this day, i panic if i have forgotten to put my phone on silent and it rings in the middle of the night. It was 2020, both my parents were alive and well in NZ, and so i always slept with my phone on (my work and personal phone are one) incase anything should happen and there was an emergency. Turns out that was a very intuitively accurate instinct, because 5 days after mums 78th birthday, recieved a call in the middle of the night that i needed to get back to NZ, T

NOTE WHILE POSTING.... if you think i should be self banned from posting in dick diaries while i am horny, then dont heart the post. If...

Tuesday 26th Aug HOW A PACKET OF MENTOS COST ME $1200 Last friday, woke up with a snuffle. By friday avo was feeling rubbish and decided...

Saturday  9 August Morning all!  Yesterdays fun was all about cock worshipping, and we have converted yet another recruit wondered what...

Wednesday 30 July Last 2 days of the cock worship extravaganza... no bookings yesterday so we are still at 15, and determined that will...

Well hello there from me and the new laptop! Its been a hot minutie since i was able to edit my site properly... the gifted laptop i was...

Greetings and Salutations my loves! Coming at you from my new office desk, chair AND LAPTOP!! This is the place my daily diary will go...