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the beginning of a new era! As of today i will be saving these dick diary entries in an archive so you can go back and read them.... Because i'm occasionally funny, and my tits are great, but i'm not THAT interesting that y'all are thirsty enough to check these every day 🤣 So, im going to start out as an intro for this one. And explain the basics incase someone stumbles upon this and wants to go back and read them. If you are reading my diaries for the first time..... Hello

This dick diaries is going onto the blog so that people can see it if they are worried or feeling self consious, and trying to pluck up the courage to visit a provider..It's really not that big of a deal, truly. As sexworkers, we are fairly adaptable and not easily surprised, but i do encourage you to be upfront about any needs you have, so you can be supported thruout the nerves and excitement; as it's also noteworthy that many providers themselves have chronic illnesses / (

Last night was so funny. Well known and trusted fortnightly reg requested me on all fours in the dark ready for him, no talking just ready for him to fire it in there.... so i took that roleplay and ran with it.... added some creative liberties..... put a sign on the door that said: THOT BOT GLORY HOLE $5 (it's too hard to explain so will just put a photo up....thought it might give you all a laugh.) I was naked and had my hair in pigtails..condoms lube baby oil beside me rea

As someone who has been in the industry 14 years, I thought you might like to read how we feel when we lose a beloved regular client. I would guess that 75% of my business is repeat clientelle and lots of those guys ive been seeing 5+ years. So many clients i have seen over the years, so many fantastic connections ...and so many nights lying in bed wondering "oh i wonder where so and so is these days..and sending telepathic positive vibes their way..🤣 Friday 9th Jan Hi my l

Lets have a little chat tho, about my price points. Firstly, lets be VERY clear that i give NOOOOO FUCKS (yes im shouting that) what anyone else is doing with their business. I'm a cranky old woman, what someone else is doing with their pussy is none of my concern.🤣🤣 But i was looking for someone today to help out a young guy who was in the cbd and i was too far off... and some things ive seen make me think, perhaps its time i talk about why i like running specials and d

oneyyyyyyyyyssss!! ITS TITTYFUCKIN FRIYAY!!!! ARE WE EXCITED>>!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! manifesting amazingness today!! Who wants to come and share some time this weekend? My cock quota is waayyyyy down... and my tactile-ness HATES that... I remember once i met a girl called Rachel Wotton... an amazing person and sex worker who has done some fantastic things for people with disabilities. She was actually in a documentary called Scarlett Road (if you look that up on you tube... S

Hump day is heeerrreeeee!! But you are not! where are you all??? Can we make a start to the bills week please? I'm starting to get a bit (... im not sure what the word for Wednesday is what you have only seen one cock all week! starkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Still to this day, i panic if i have forgotten to put my phone on silent and it rings in the middle of the night. It was 2020, both my parents were alive and well in NZ, and so i always slept with my phone on (my work and personal phone are one) incase anything should happen and there was an emergency. Turns out that was a very intuitively accurate instinct, because 5 days after mums 78th birthday, recieved a call in the middle of the night that i needed to get back to NZ, T

NOTE WHILE POSTING.... if you think i should be self banned from posting in dick diaries while i am horny, then dont heart the post. If...

Tuesday 26th Aug HOW A PACKET OF MENTOS COST ME $1200 Last friday, woke up with a snuffle. By friday avo was feeling rubbish and decided...

Saturday 9 August Morning all! Yesterdays fun was all about cock worshipping, and we have converted yet another recruit wondered what...

Wednesday 30 July Last 2 days of the cock worship extravaganza... no bookings yesterday so we are still at 15, and determined that will...

Well hello there from me and the new laptop! Its been a hot minutie since i was able to edit my site properly... the gifted laptop i was...

Greetings and Salutations my loves! Coming at you from my new office desk, chair AND LAPTOP!! This is the place my daily diary will go...