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*DAILY DIARY
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PLEASE NOTE SPECIALS ARE AVAILABLE AT HOME AT MY INCALL ONLY UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.
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MONDAY 1 SEPTEMBER!!
Soooo hello from me showing my face!
The pic to the left is this morning, 7am, no filters, no bra,
in my craft room.
Crafting is what i do when i am not dicking. 🤣🤣
(*BUY MY CARDS PLEEASEE $5 EACH OR BUY 10 & I'LL
SEND TITTY PICS WITH THEM. HAHA.)
I have narcolepsy , and can't hold down a normal job.
I'll make a blog post about it today at some
point. Doesn't affect any of you, except that if its a booking of an hour or more i need to have a sleep before (and after) it. But my life does revolve around naps, and they arent negotiable, like a normal persons so a conventional job isint doable.
why sexwork just works for me. And has done for 13 years.
I've never shown my face til now, because of the facial
recognition and travel.
but, cant be bothered worrying about it any longer. There's nobody in my life it will affect
other than me, so, why not.
NEW WEEK, NEW MONTH!! NEW AMAZINGNESSSSS!!
Brushing off the annoyance of last night, and soooooo ready for dick like you wouldn't believe.
haha.
making today the first of Sextember.... quickies special... cos lord how did i ever do life
without loads of dick in it?? 🤣🤣-first world problems of a fat hooker... loving a snack a little too much and being too good at massage and blowjobs. hahahha.
It's a busy week this week, pre bookings,and regs, and a starfish later in the week.
wish more people would get that, its so pampering. 😍
it was a $0 day yesterday so im keeping the mentos chart for sept!
And i need to get colouring so lets get the week happening!!
10 am til 10pm is my availability today
30 mins notice required, for quickies or half hours. or 1 hrs notice for an hour or more
See you tomorrow!
love,
Vi.
Tuesday 26th Aug
HOW A PACKET OF MENTOS COST ME $1200
Last friday, woke up with a snuffle. By friday avo was feeling rubbish and decided to take the weekend off.
Sat am comes and im feelin DECIDEDLY average and like my tounge had been grazed. Looked at it and there was tiny white dots there. Freaking out like a crazy one, and decided i'd ring and get booked in for all my work health tests done. blood, urine, throat and tounge swabs ( of the tounge spots)
So called 13SICK just after 12, They said it was 134 min wait for the dr to call which was fine, mentally planning go get the pathology done sat avo so it would be there monday/tuesday.
134 mins....apparently equivilates to TEN HOURS in 13SICK time, and
Ieverything was closed sunday. Dr thinks it just looks like it's from being run down, the head cold, or thrush but agrees we should check it anyway.
In the meantime, i cant work, because i refuse to possibly make someone else sick, and get to the pathology place monday am.
The lovely vampire lady there pre- warns me it may or may not take a bit longer than usual as they have to grow the cultures ect.
So i go home and sit, and i wait. and i make cards (which y'all can buy for $5 each btw)
(shameless plug for the cruise cash hustle haha)
and wait.
and wait.
The fear was REAL!!
- the spots were gone on Wednesday
The results came in on thursday avo.. all clear.
BUT..it was the most stressful week everrrrr. Not to mention i stopped counting the $ value of the bookings at $1200 because it was superrrrr depressing.
THE CRUISE TIPS TIN HAD TO BE RAIDED 😭😭😭😭😭
Half an hour before the results came thru, i discovered what the white spots were. Cheers Google! 🤣
= fucking MENTOS!!!!
(because of the acidic nature of the ingredients... and i'd been on a mentos buzz for about a week before it. )
So now, we stick to chocolate, and lollies that DONT cost us 1.2k and no more mentos again EVER.
This is a timely reminder, if you are sexually active you need to get your health checked regularly.
As a provider who gets more sex than 10 housewives combined,🤣 of course we get our health checks done alot more often than clients, but they are still important for civilians aswell.
Anywhoooo.... the coast is clear and i'm baaccckkk on my usual bullshit being your favourite SSBBW fat girl fantasy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To help get back on track, i have 3x $200 hours available...
can be either a lovely deluxe massage, or a 1 hr basic girlfriend experience. I don't care which.
Dick quota is waaaayyyy down, rubbing and getting railed is high on my adgenda.....
rubbing someone else that is,
my pussy is absolutely not interested in anything i myself have to say, we were bored with eachother last Sunday morning, and that was 8 days ago!
So today hooker goddesses, please let the dick dollar therapy begin.
the code word today to any of my specials, is
mentosgate,
-for obvious reasons
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm going to do some revenge photos with mentos doing so many things they weren't intended for!!
hahaha, not really, they might cause white spots THERE, too😮🤬
stay beautiful
love
Vi
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