SO SPECIAL
SPECIALS +DICK DIARIES
BE SURE TO READ DICK DIARIES AND GRAB THE CODE PHRASE OF THE DAY TO GET THE SPECIAL RATE OR PROMO
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Wednesday 10th Dec
Welll happy hump day my lovelies!!
ok, so can i get laid today please? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need to make $150 then im onto spending moneyyyyyyyy
I am particularly interested in seeing any of you who want to pay with USD
between now and saturday!!
What a wonderful opportunity we have before us! soooo much mischief to be made!
Also... does anyone need a set of Xmas cards? I have a spare set ready to be posted... $25 for a set of 6 posted.
Dyeing the grey hair away today so that i can make you a cute video of my titties tomorrow. oops, sorry, the SUGGESTION of my titties.
Yesterday was a quiet day! no no no we cant have that! ya gal needs cruise cash!
The only thing of interest, and its a little bit 😈 so some of you might like it...
is the snapchat boyfriend who pays me $50 to answer the phone with my mouth open and roleplaying that im ready for his load to fill it called. (by arrangment of course) I love that kinda stuff.
I need more ways to make $50 in one minute. hahaha.
And i need a whole bunch of FIFO's who need entertaining by telling all my whoring stories too and flashing my titties to make their swing go faster.
I have one of those, too. And happy to have more. 🥰🥰🥰
Ok, anyway, onto today.
and thursday im only available from 1pm till midnight
friday 7am til midnight
then im away til the 20th.
so the special that appears up here at lunchtime today will be for then til sat am.
OK HONEYS BACK LATER ON
STAY HYDRATED, ITS HOT
LOVE VI
Tuesday 9th December
Poppittttsss!!!im baaccccckkkk to you!!! the dentist sorted me out, so now i can sort YOU out! $1188 later tho..... YIKES!! so, yeah.
It's the time for any Santa's to shine, for SURE.
theres 2 bits of big news for the day.... which is that the rest of this week is a
CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE SPECIAL OF THIS YEAR DEAL... ANY SPECIAL YOU SAW AND WANTED TO GRAB BUT MISSED OUT ON...
These are not same day appointments tho, and they do require a deposit,($50 if being completed before Saturday, and prepay in full if the service isint happening this week.
so get planning ahead, and save yourself money.
HOW GOOD IS THE RAFFLE NOW?? $2 a ticket! Imagine getting a starfish experience for $2.. that is EPIC!!
Anyone who brought tickets at the $20 price point is getting the value of what they spent, AND the value of what they purchased off a normal priced booking in 2026.
-now if not enough of these tickets go to make the raffle viable, im actually going to give up.
same with the favourite specials... if you arent going to utilise them, theres no point in me putting so many hours of work into it all.
Not threating or trying to play scare tactics,just stating facts.... one person brought some raffle tickets to help out with the dental emergency. and that was the entirety of the love and supportdkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
The elf on the shelf and baby elf were playing robots yesterday, apparently🤣🤣🤣🤣(context, my ventriloquist angel puppet is the "writer' of the note, but isint in the picture. The elves are alwasy doing something around ms. 7 because she is the entire reason for doing it🥰💗
anyway, thought that might make some of you smile today.
Lets get booking lads! how many dicks do i need to suck to get this dental bill paid?
-lets find out!
hahaha
love
Vi
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