The cost of living sh*tshow is out of control. today was the day of the interest rate rise, and, apparently,petrol is about to become liquid gold also.🤬

It is so very wrong that supermarkets make about 1.2 billion dollars PROFIT annually, while so many people are TRULY struggling... including their own employees.

We are in a financial crisis as everyday Australians. And of course, getting laid or sexy massages is the first thing off a budget.

(Ontop of being a very fat woman, which in itself means my market is smaller than average)(BUT MY CLIENTS ARE MORE AWESOME!🤩) the industry as a whole is suffering....

I also have a chronic neurological condition called narcolepsy, which my whole life revolves around + has to accomodate. I can't get a 'normal' job to supplement things. 😞😞

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So, being solutions based tits, and an aquarian, I have come up with a way to stay accessable.

Because this week has been soooooo sexually satisfying.. and  quite a bit busier with those $100 for half  hour  bookings..

And mostly lovely gents returning.....

So im thinking that is the price point, people who need to be mindfull of their $$ can do, and me, who needs to build up an emergency fund, and stay able to keep a roof overhead.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

CHALLENGE:

 

SELL 100 ART CARDS

ANDCOMPLETE 100 ENVELOPE SAVINGS CHALLENGE

from beem,bank, or cash tips by july 1

if successful....

my rates will be $100 per half hour plus any note as a tip for the rest of 2026.

🤩🤩💗💗💗

Here is how it would work.

As of today, (March 19), there are 104 days until the new financial year)

I am starting the 100 envelope saving challenge.

100 envelopes, numbers 1-100.

The amount of $ put in each envelope is at least the number on the outside of it (eg... $1 in envelope 1, $100 in envelope 100.)

You lot are going to choose envelopes and send the corresponding tips. I will cross them off the chart. Anyone can send any amount.

AND/OR you are going to my cards page (making it today) and ordering a card from me.

BECAUSE THAT IS MY PASSION. AND EXACTLY ONE OF YOU HAS BROUGHT ANY.(😞)

so if we complete (or better) this 100 envelope savings challenge, (intended to offset the cheaper rates)  and i sell  100 cards,you all get $100 off my standard gfe rates.

if we dont achieve this, then keep paying $200 half hour and $300 hour....🤣 balls in your court.

Even my weekly specials arent usually THAT good.

ok, so, lets goooooooo!!

Anyway that is my rant for today. its a good idea methinks, .... everyones winning. I

Just heading off to load up 4 cards for you to check out....

they take me up to an hour each (the only type of great artist i am, is a bullshit artist🤣🤣🤣

And there is one card im going to sell to you all over and over again... its hilarious... wait for it. My blueberry card. Which im now going to re-name blueballs card... thats $10 and for those of you who want to buy a card to support my art, but dont actually want a card. 🤣 That is what envelope number 1 is going to be.

ok youll see what i mean shortly.

get tipping. I want this to happen for all of us.