MIA sex toy found chillin in fridge🤣

Saturday 19 September

Hi hi hi!

Well its been a quiet day here, been designing xmas cards for businesses...

but something funny did happen.....

firstly, can i just express my LOATHE of sextoys that have chargers.

i have ten sex toys and can never find the relevant charger when i need it.

they drive me demented.

post nut clarity self thinks that they should all use the charger that charges apples iphone, and honestly, send me to head of innovation because THAT is lost revenue for them. 🤣

So i went to make a cuppa... and not sure why i took Buzz (my bright yellow temu vibrator) after rampaging looking for the cord,muttering ect for 15 min... well i opened the fridge... and narcolepsy brain or menopausal brain take your pick meant i put buzz in the fridge.🤣🤣🤣🤣

took me 20 mins on ANOTHER womblestomp rage looking f0r him.. but there he was, chillin...

and honestly, chilled buzz could become a thing🤣🤣🤣😈😈😈😈😈

so thats where i have been all afternoon... having a meeing of minds (with myself, since none of you want to play with me this week it seems) and then i fell asleep and my ph died, that was 3 hours done and dusted. 🤣🤣🤣

- you know how sometimes you go into a deep nap,, and have ZERO idea of time when you wake up? 

yeah, its 5pm and i thought it was midnight.🤣🤣