Dick Diaries ep. 3.. Magic Mondays and cock charts 🤣

HAPPY MAGIC MONDAY MY DARLINGGGGGG!!!

YES! YOU!!

are we fired and inspired and ready for the week?

....🤔.....ok, let me re phrase that....

Are we up and having coffee, doing our wordle and dressed?

(she says writing this still in her pajamas🤣🤣🤣)

if you answered yes, thats great.

i mean, its only 10:30.

Can you please allllll get your booking requests in so my ego can think

that im popular?

that would be excellent. 

Im starting my 5k in 5 weeks goal chart TODAY.

Because of the raging adulting flowing thru my mind and veins...

its a cock chart.🤣🤣🤣

Is this a completely arbitrary, questionable use of time? - yes.

Am i unconcerned and making one anyway? -also yes.🤣🤣

Now. if you support adulting, you should book in to visit.

If you support creativity and me staying in my pajamas, you should send a tip for titty pics or buy a card from me. (website for my cards is part of the 5k goal.)

because they can force me to pay bill and adult and take my narcolepsy medication and do a bowel screening at 51, but they CANNOT make me grow up. Hence why i am colouring in and sending memes at 3 am. 

🤣🤣🤣

ok, thats all i got. (i mean, i have tits, and plenty of them, but im trying to start the week in a civilised manner... which is why i texted my overnight booking this morning saying.... fantastic pussy pics incoming... and send him this.... 🤣🤣🤣 (yes they are my cards, and yes you should absolutely buy a set)..ok its here somewhere,(pusseh cards) and im signing off to go finish todays wordle.

im available til 11pm!

love

Vi

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