dick diaries library ep. 1 Sun 14 June 2026

the beginning of a new era!

As of today i will be saving these dick diary entries in an archive so you can go back and read them....

Because i'm occasionally funny, and my tits are great, but i'm not THAT interesting that y'all are thirsty enough to check these every day 🤣

So, im going to start out as an intro for this one.

And explain the basics incase someone stumbles upon this and wants to go back and read them. 

If you are reading my diaries for the first time..... Hellooooo Dere! Welcome!

Who am I:NZ born, living in australia,

Adult industry worker- super sized bbw, (15 years full time), Artist, Narcoleptic. Tarot card reader, intuitive, touch is my care language.

Now. normally i seperate the sections of my life. 

But im a bit over doing that. They cross over alllllll the time.

For instance. 

I wake up at 5 am every morning. Initially it was to take my narcolepsy medication.... but its become my favourite time of the day.

I do my ads, answer emails, catch up with family across the ditch and friends in other time zones.... I write my bills list and dick dollar goals for the day. Design something on Canva for my ads. Make a few cards....

if only it was all as straight forward as that 🤣🤣🤣 

narcolepsy touches every part of life.

- I will falll asleep numerous times writing these dick diaries and doing my website stuff... so funny to wake and see half a page of ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

I think i will start to share more of them. because = sooo funny. 

bestie also says i should leave them on my cards too, because its a point difference. so will now be putting a sleep attack counter on the back of them.🤣🤣

Clients can rest assured tho, i am always well rested and napped before bookings. Its why my required notice now for bookings is 2 hrs.

because everything needs a nap before, and after it.

It's entirely possible I was a cat in a previous life. 

But not a cat who had a hard life.... Maybe an egyptian one. Spoilt🤣🤣🤣🤣