WHAT WAS IN THE WATER THAT DAY??🤣

NOTE WHILE POSTING.... if you think i should be self banned from posting in dick diaries while i am horny, then dont heart the post. If you think i should carry on posting the smut and cheekiness, then i guess youd better heart the blog entry. (and go back and heart the other ones too....so i can see theres someone out there)

Thursday October 9 2025

Good Morning to lovers and super sad souls that have not been touched by me yet

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Well, yesterday was A DAY😈😛😍 and if you lot keep this up, i'll have to keep cheap hours going for a bit! my god this girl was WET. more than once.

Now, wether or not that is TMI, is debatable, but its MY website, so if i want to announce that I'm super horny and give context why, i will.🤣

If you can't take the heat.... get out of the kitchen. 

(but also the kitchen is where the good snacks are... but you know what to do with the fridge door if there is nothing you want to eat when you open it, right?

So today is booking up....2 new clients yesterday and they were both super lovely.

I was in the BEST mood last night.  If you missed it, you missed OUT!

Fortunately, im frisky as a fat girl who needs pumping again today, so hurry up and fill up my...... tips tin. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rents done, now we move onto the rego

your code word today to REALLY get my attention for the specials is 

RAILING 4 REGO. oh! and ive started a page collecting up the hilarious bits of dick diaries that have too much comedic(k) value to just delete.

righto... gotta go get these bigass titties in the shower and get ready to wrap them around someones cock. 

It really should be you, you know. You work so hard. WHAT FOR ? if not to enjoy the indulgent softnes of a super sized bbw who can pleasure you while you lay back and let the world go for an hour. I promise, it will still be there when we are done.

stay beautiful, or GET beautiful

-attitude of grattitude!

love

Vi

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